| CALENDAR OF EVENTS Click on an event date for contact information or call Simplicity at 496-8235 for details. Please Remember: Events & Times Can Change. Check back frequently. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2013 Sat May 18 2013 -- Private Party at Common Man, Ashland 2:00-3:00 Sat May 25, 2013 -- MFA Event at the Mount Washington Hotel Simplicity's fabulous face painting 1:00-3:00 Fun & Games with Simplicity 6:15-7:15 Tuesday May 28 2013 -- Balloon Decor for LHS Drama Club 2:00-3:00 May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom Thursday May 30 2013 -- Montessori School for Children 1:00-2:00 Fabulous Face Painting by Simplicity The Clown! ~~~~ June 8, 2013 -- LHS Graduation! June 16th -- Father's Day Be good to daddy day! Thursday June 20 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Thursday, June 27, 2013 -- Nesmith Library, Windham, NH 1:00-3:00 Beautiful balloons by May Da Twista Thursday June 27, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Saturday, June 29, 2013 -- Laconia Country Club, Laconia 6:00-9:00 Simplicity's Fabulous Face Painting Dave Da Twista's Dynamic Balloons Sunday June 30, 2013 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-8:45 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown ~~~~ Thursday July 4th! Celebrate Independence! Thursday July 4, 2013 -- Lebanon Parks and Recreation 4:00-8:00 Simplicity's fantastic balloon creations! Sun July 7 2013 -- Toy Chest, Conway, NH Customer Appreciation Day! Thursday July 11, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Friday July 12, 1013 - Family Fun Day aboard the Mount Washington Cruiseship! Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown and Fabulous Face Painting too! 9:30-3:30 Saturday July 13, 2013 -- Private Party, Epsom 2:00-4:00 Sunday July 14, 2013 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-8:45 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown Thursday July 18, 2013 -- Gilford Library 1:30-2:30 Basic Balloon Twisting For Everyone Thursday July 18, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Sunday July 21, 2013 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-8:45 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown Thursday July 25, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Friday July 26, 1013 - Family Fun Day aboard the Mount Washington Cruiseship! Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown and Fabulous Face Painting too! 9:30-3:30 Thursday August 1, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Saturday Aug 3 2013 -- Laconia Multi Cultural Day -- Fun All Day! Sunday August 4, 2013 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-8:45 Fun & Games with Simplcity The Clown Thursday August 8, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Friday August 9, 1013 - Family Fun Day aboard the Mount Washington Cruiseship! Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown and Fabulous Face Painting too! 9:30-3:30 Sunday August 11, 2013 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-8:45 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown Thursday August 15, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Sunday August 18, 2013 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-8:45 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown Thursday August 22, 2013 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting Friday August 23, 1013 - Family Fun Day aboard the Mount Washington Cruiseship! Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown and Fabulous Face Painting too! 9:30-3:30 Saturday August 24, 2013 -- Meredith Arts & Crafts Festival 11:00-12:00 Simplicity entertains the kids! Thursday August 29, 20-13 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 Fun & Games with Simplicity The Clown followed by balloon twisting ~~~~ Thursday September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Columbus Day The Earth is Round! ~~~~ October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too ~~~~ Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! November 6-10, 2013 -- Mid Atlantic Clown Association Convention Harrisburg, PA ClownSupplies.com is a vendor www.midatlanticclownassociation.com November 10-15, 2013 -- FPBA Convention, St. Louis MO ClownSupplies.Com is a Vendor www.fpbaconvention.com November - Thanksgiving! Turkey, Stuffing & Pie... oh my! ~~~~ December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available ================================================================== 2014 January 2014 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor at NCI www.clowninstitute.org March 17th Everyone is Irish today!!! March 28-30, 2014 -- Klownfest NE, Portland, ME www.klownfest.com uhoh...gonna have to do some fancy footwork... March 25-29 2014 -- WCA Convention, Northbrook, IL www.worldclown.com April 28-May 4, 2014 -- COAI Convention, Orlando, FL www.coai.org May 11th -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom June 15th -- Father's Day Be good to daddy day! July 4th! Celebrate Independence! September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Columbus Day The Earth is Round! October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! November 2014 -- Mid Atlantic Clown Association Convention ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor at MACA, Harrisburg, PA November 2014 - FPBA Convention November - Thanksgiving! Turkey, Stuffing & Pie... oh my! December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available =================================================================== 2015 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * |

| Simplicity the Clown $175 for the first hour $100 for each additional hour Dave or MaryAnne Da Twista $125 per hour (non-clown) PLUS TRAVEL CHARGE IF YOU ARE LOCATED MORE THAN 25 MILES FROM LACONIA, NH |
| How Far Will These Entertainers Travel? We prefer to stay within a 2 hour driving distance from Laconia, NH. HOWEVER, We do travel further if the price is right. To find out how long a drive it is to your location, click here to go to MAPQUEST for driving directions from Laconia, NH, to your location. Travel Charge 0-25 miles = no travel charge 25-50 miles = $25 51-75 miles = $50 76-100 miles = $75 |


| If you want Simplicity to bring a bouquet of helium balloons to the party, just let her know! Helium Balloons are only $1 each and delivered to your door! You choose the color scheme and quantity, Simplicity does the rest! |
| I collect aluminum tabs for the Shriners Hospitals for Children. Please save them for me! You can find them on soda cans, beer cans, cat food, soups and others! U-Da-Best! |

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| Children's Entertainment by Simplicity The Clown Professional Party Person (And Justice of the Peace) 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 Balloon Twisting -- Face Painting Parachutes -- Hula Hoops Dancing -- Games Prizes -- Fun Laughter A Touch of Magic -- A Touch of Juggling Gift Cards Available Too! * * * * * * * * * * * * * FUNNY THOUGHTS If you are against logging try using plastic toilet paper! He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened. DID YOU KNOW... Simplicity is a State of NH Justice of the Peace ? Simplicity can perform your marriage ceremony (either in costume or not) AND/OR entertain the children at your wedding too! |