| CALENDAR OF EVENTS Click on an event date for contact information or call Simplicity at 496-8235 for details. Please Remember: Events & Times Can Change. Check back frequently. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- February 14, 2010 -- Happy Valentine's Day! Sunday February 14, 2010 -- Ski Apres Party at Bretton Woods 4:30-6:00 Monday February 15, 2010 -- Performing at Steele Hill West Lobby 7:00-8:00 pm February 16, 2010 - Traveling to Ardsley, NewYork February 17, 2010 - Traveling to Williamsburg, Virginia February 18, 2010 - Vendor at Circus Magic, Williamsburg, Virginia February 19, 2010 - Vendor at Circus Magic, Williamsburg, Virginia February 20, 2010 -- Vendor at Circus Magic, Williamsburg, Virginia February 20, 2010 -- Vendor at Circus Magic, Williamsburg, Virginia February 21-22, 2010 -- Traveling to New Hampshire Wednesday February 24, 2010 -- Vacationing at Steele Hill Resort Thursday February 25, 2010 -- Performing at Steele Hill Resort, West Lobby 7:00-8:00 pm Friday February 26, 2010 -- Vacationing at Steele Hill Resort ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 2010 Saturday March 6, 2010 -- Private Party at Leavitt Park, Laconia 1:30-2:30 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 10th - My Hubby's Birthday ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ May -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ June 2010 Saturday June 5, 2010 - MOOSEMAN! 8:30-10:30 Sunday June 6, 2010 - MOOSEMAN! 8:00-11:30 Saturday June 26, 2010 -- Ole New England Days -- N. Woodstock 12:00-4:00 Saturday June 26, 2010 -- Laconia Country Club 6:00-9:00 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- July 4th! -- Celebrate Independence! Friday July 9, 2010 -- BLACK FLY! Waterville Valley 7:00-8:30 pm Saturday July , 2010 -- BLACK FLY! Waterville Valley 7:00-9:30 am July 10, 2010 -- Totem Pole Park 1:00-3:00 Fabulous Face Painting by Simplicity The Clown! Sunday July 11, 2010 -- BLACK FLY! Waterville Valley 7:00-9:30 am ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ August 2010 Friday August 20. 2010 -- TIMBERMAN! Gilford 5:00-7:00 pm Saturday August 21 2010 -- TIMBERMAN Gilford 7:00-10:00 Saturday August 21, 2010 -- TIMBERMAN Gunstock Noon-2:00 Sunday August 22, 2010 -- TIMBERMAN Gilford 8:00-11:00 Sunday August 22, 2010 -- TIMBERMAN Ellacoya noon-2:00 Saturday, August 28, 2010 -- Boscawen Old Home Day, Walsh Park 12:00-3:00 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Saturday, September 4, 2010 -- Sun River Valley Camp 4:00-6:00 September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Columbus Day The Earth is Round! October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October 31st -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Children's Entertainment by Simplicity The Clown Professional Party Person (And Justice of the Peace) 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 Balloon Twisting -- Face Painting Parachutes -- Hula Hoops Dancing -- Games Prizes -- Fun Laughter A Touch of Magic -- A Touch of Juggling Gift Cards Available Too! The Popular Singing Balloon Delivery - by Simplicity Herself Elegant Balloon Design and Party Theme Decor Enjoy the Remarkable Rapture of Balloons! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * FUNNY THOUGHTS If you are against logging * try using plastic toilet paper! He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened. DID YOU KNOW... Simplicity is a State of NH Justice of the Peace ? Simplicity can perform your marriage ceremony (either in costume or not) AND/OR entertain the children at your wedding too! |
| $175 1 hr 1 clown $225 1hr 2 clowns $275 2 hr 1 clown $375 2hr 2 clowns $400 3 hr 1 clown $550 3hr 2 clowns $500 4 hr 1 clown $700 4hr 2 clowns PLUS TRAVEL CHARGE IF YOU ARE LOCATED MORE THAN 50 MILES FROM LACONIA, NH |
| How Far Will These Clowns Travel? We prefer to stay within a 2 hour driving distance from Laconia, NH. HOWEVER, We do travel further if the price is right. To find out how long a drive it is to your location, click here to go to MAPQUEST for driving directions from Laconia, NH, to your location. Travel Charge 0-49 miles = no travel charge 50-75 miles = $25 76-100 miles = $50 101-125 miles = $75 126-150 miles = $100 |
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| If you want Simplicity to bring a bouquet of helium balloons to the party, just let her know! Helium Balloons are only $1 each and delivered to your door! You choose the color scheme and quantity, Simplicity does the rest! |
| I collect aluminum tabs for the Shriners Hospitals for Children. Please save them for me! You can find them on soda cans, beer cans, cat food, soups and others! U-Da-Best! |
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Did you know...
You can hire the ICE CREAM BOAT to come to your island
or lakefront property... how exciting to have your very own
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Even better if SIMPLICITY THE CLOWN arrives via the Ice
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your party too!
Call Capt Joe Higgins 603-738-2296 of the Winnipesaukee
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party today!
Did you know...
You can hire the ICE CREAM BOAT to come to your island
or lakefront property... how exciting to have your very own
visit by the ICE CREAM BOAT!
Even better if SIMPLICITY THE CLOWN arrives via the Ice
Cream Boat to play games, face paint, and/or balloon twist at
your party too!
Call Capt Joe Higgins 603-738-2296 of the Winnipesaukee
Island Transport Service to schedule your Ice Cream Boat
party today!