| CALENDAR OF EVENTS Click on an event date for contact information or call Simplicity at 496-8235 for details. Please Remember: Events & Times Can Change. Check back frequently. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tuesday July 27, 2010 -- Sawyer's Dairy Bar, Gilford 7:00-8:00 Thursday July 29, 2010 -- Bill Binnie for US Senate 6:00-9:00 Fabulous Face Painting by Simplicity The Clown Beautiful Balloon Twisting by Dave Da Twista at the Fisher Cats Stadium Friday, July 30, 2010 -- Singing balloon delivery 11 am Friday July 30, 2010 -- Mount Washington Cruises! 12:15-3:15 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ August 2010 Sunday August 1, 2010 -- Private Party, Gilford 2:00-4:00 Sunday August 1, 2010 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 pm Monday August 2, 2010 -- Freedom Old Home Week 6:00-7:00 pm Simplicity and Crash Tuesday August 3, 2010 -- Sawyer's Dairy Bar, Gilford 7:00-8:00 Wednesday August 4, 2010 - Mount Washington Cruises! 6:00-8:30 Friday August 6, 2010 - Mount Washington Cruises! 12:15-3:15 Sunday, August 8, 2010 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-9:00 Tuesday August 10, 2010 -- Sawyer's Dairy Bar, Gilford 7:00-8:00 Wednesday, August 11, 2010 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-9:00 Thurs August 12, 2010 -- Private Party, Bristol 10:00-11:00 Friday August 13, 2010 -- Mount Washington Cruises! 12:15-3:15 Saturday August 14, 2010 -- Epsom Old Home Day 12:00-2:00 Sunday August 15, 2010 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 pm Tuesday August 17, 2010 -- Sawyer's Dairy Bar, Gilford 7:00-8:00 Wednesday, August 18, 2010 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-9:00 Friday August 20, 2010 -- Timberman! 5:00-7:00 Meet and Greet at Gunstock Saturday August 21, 2010 -- Timberman! 7:00-10:00 am Saturday August 21, 1010 -- Timberman! noon-2:00pm meet and greet at Gunstock Sunday August 22, 2010 -- Timberman! 8:00-11:00 am Sunday August 22, 2010 -- Timberman noon-2:00 pm meet and greet at Ellacoya Tuesday August 24, 2010 -- Sawyer's Dairy Bar, Gilford 7:00-8:00 Wednesday August 25, 2010 -- Indian Head Resort 7:45-9:00 Friday August 27, 2010 -- Mount Washington Cruises! 12:15-3:15 Saturday, August 28, 2010 -- Boscawen Old Home Day, Walsh Park 12:00-3:00 Sunday August 29, 2010 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 pm Tuesday August 31, 2010 -- Sawyer's Dairy Bar, Gilford 7:00-8:00 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Saturday, September 4, 2010 -- Sun River Valley Camp 4:00-6:00 Sunday September 5, 2010 -- Nordic Village Resort 7:00-8:30 pm September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Sunday September 12, 2010 -- Private Party, Chichester 11:30-12:30 Sunday September 12, 2010 -- Private Party, Newmarket 2:00-3:00 Saturday September 25, 1010 -- Private Party, Chester, NH 11:00-2:00 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Saturday, October 2, 2010 -- Private Party, Laconia 1:00--2:00 Saturday, October 9, 2010 -- Private Party, Meredith 3:30-4:30 Saturday, October 16, 2010 -- Private Party, Penacook 11:00-12:00 Columbus Day Oct 11th The Earth is Round! October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October 31st -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available Fri December 31, 2010 -- HAPPY NEW YEAR AT THE MOUNT WASHINGTON HOTEL! 8:00-MIDNIGHT 2011 January 21, 2011 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth MA January 22, 2011 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth MA January 23, 2011 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth MA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 4, 2011 -- Clown Jamboree, Mystic, CT February 5, 2011 -- Clown Jamboree, Mystic, CT February 6, 2011 -- Clown Jamboree, Mystic, CT Yes, it is happening! Thank you Steve Kissell! FEBRUARY 14th -- HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Tuesday February 22, 2011 -- Travel to NJ Wednesday February 23, 2011 -- Travel to VA Feburary 24, 2011 - CircusMagic, Williamsburg, VA Theme "We Love America" February 25, 2011 - CircusMagic, Williamsburg, VA Theme "We Love America" February 26, 2011 - CircusMagic, Williamsburg, VA Theme "We Love America" February 27, 2011 - CircusMagic, Williamsburg VA Theme "We Love America" February 27, 2011 - Traveling to NJ February 28, 2011 -- Traveling to NH ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 2011 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 2011 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ May 2011 May -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ June 2011 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ July 2011 July 2, 2011 - LACONIA COUNTRY CLUB 6:00-9:00 Simplicity The Clown does Fabulous Facepainting while Dave Da Twista makes beautiful balloon creations July 4th! -- Celebrate Independence! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ August 2011 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ September 2011 September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ October 2011 Columbus Day The Earth is Round! October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ November 2011 Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 2011 December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Children's Entertainment by Simplicity The Clown Professional Party Person (And Justice of the Peace) 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 Balloon Twisting -- Face Painting Parachutes -- Hula Hoops Dancing -- Games Prizes -- Fun Laughter A Touch of Magic -- A Touch of Juggling Gift Cards Available Too! The Popular Singing Balloon Delivery - by Simplicity Herself Elegant Balloon Design and Party Theme Decor Enjoy the Remarkable Rapture of Balloons! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * FUNNY THOUGHTS If you are against logging * try using plastic toilet paper! He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened. DID YOU KNOW... Simplicity is a State of NH Justice of the Peace ? Simplicity can perform your marriage ceremony (either in costume or not) AND/OR entertain the children at your wedding too! |
| $175 1 hr 1 clown $225 1hr 2 clowns $275 2 hr 1 clown $375 2hr 2 clowns $400 3 hr 1 clown $550 3hr 2 clowns $500 4 hr 1 clown $700 4hr 2 clowns PLUS TRAVEL CHARGE IF YOU ARE LOCATED MORE THAN 50 MILES FROM LACONIA, NH Need 1 or 2 Non-Clown Balloon Twisters? May Da Twista & Dave Da Twista are available at just $100/hour each |
| How Far Will These Entertainers Travel? We prefer to stay within a 2 hour driving distance from Laconia, NH. HOWEVER, We do travel further if the price is right. To find out how long a drive it is to your location, click here to go to MAPQUEST for driving directions from Laconia, NH, to your location. Travel Charge 0-49 miles = no travel charge 50-75 miles = $25 76-100 miles = $50 101-125 miles = $75 126-150 miles = $100 |
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| If you want Simplicity to bring a bouquet of helium balloons to the party, just let her know! Helium Balloons are only $1 each and delivered to your door! You choose the color scheme and quantity, Simplicity does the rest! |
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Did you know...
You can hire the ICE CREAM BOAT to come to your island
or lakefront property... how exciting to have your very own
visit by the ICE CREAM BOAT!
Even better if SIMPLICITY THE CLOWN arrives via the Ice
Cream Boat to play games, face paint, and/or balloon twist at
your party too!
Call Capt Joe Higgins 603-738-2296 of the Winnipesaukee
Island Transport Service to schedule your Ice Cream Boat
party today!