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| Simplicity's Wonderful World Laconia, New Hampshire 03246 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 |
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| CURRENT RATES $150 One Hour Only $275 Two Hours ($25 savings) $400 Three Hours ($50 savings) $500 Four-Five Hours ($100+ savings) |
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| How Far Will Simplicity Travel? I prefer to stay within a 2 hour driving distance from Laconia, NH. HOWEVER, I do travel further if the price is right. To find out how long a drive it is to your location, click here to go to MAPQUEST for driving directions from Laconia, NH, to your location. It will show you the mileage as well as travel time involved. If the party location is more than 50 miles from Laconia, a travel charge is applied as follows: Travel Charge 0-50 miles = no travel charge 51-75 miles = $25 76-100 miles = $50 101-125 miles = $75 126-150 miles = $100 |
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Welcome To Simplicity's Wonderful World! WHAT'S HAPPENING & WHERE Please Remember: Events & Times Can Change. Check back frequently. Click on an event date for contact information or call Simplicity at 496-8235 for details. September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Fri September 5, 2008 -- Private Party, Deerfield 10:00-12:00 Sat Sept 6, 2008 -- Private Party, Northfield 2:30-3:30 Sun Sept 7, 2008 -- Private Party, Boston, MA 1:30-2:30 Sun Sept 7, 2008 -- Shriner's Hospitals For Children 40th Anniv Fenway Park, Boston 3:00-6:00 Sat September 13, 2008 -- Private Party, Laconia, NH 7:00pm -10:00 pm Sun Sept 14, 2008 -- Not Available (Attending Cirque Soliel in Boston) Sat September 20, 2008 -- Private Party, Marblehead, MA 3:00-5:00 Sat Sept 21, 2008 -- Good Earth Foundation Walkathon 7:00 am Spiral Archway at Opechee Park by Simplicity The Clown Oct 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 -- Not Available (Attending wedding in New Jersey) Fri Oct 10, 2008 -- Not Available (Attending Ringling Brothers Circus) Sat October 11, 2008 -- Mt Washington Hotel @ Bretton Woods Festival of Challenges 2:00-6:00 Oct 13, 2008 -- Columbus Day --The Earth Is Round! Sun October 19, 2008 -- Private Party, Warner, NH 2:00-4:00 Sat October 25, 2008 -- Belmont Elementary School Fall Festival 10:00-2:00 Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too October 28th -- My Son's Birthday! October 31st -- Halloween - Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Mon November -- Veteran's Day -- Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! Fri December 5, 2008 -- Holiday Party for Thermal Dynamics at the Montshire Museum, VT 5:00-8:00 Sun December 14, 2008 -- Holiday Party at VFW in Franklin 1:00-3:00 Wed December 24, 2008 - Christmas Eve - Not Available Thurs December 25, 2008 - Christmas Day - Not Available Fri December 26, 2008 - Day After Christmas - Not Available Sat December 27, 2008 -- Family Fun at the Mount Washington Hotel! 4:30-6:00 Wed December 31, 2008 -- New Year's Eve Kids Party at Deer Park Resort, Lincoln 5:00-6:00 Wed December 31, 2008 -- NEW YEARS EVE CELEBRATION Mount Washington Hotel, Bretton Woods 8:00-midnight 2009 January 11th -- My daughter's birthday Sat Jan 10, 2009 -- Ski Apres Party at Bretton Woods! 4:30-6:00 January 16, 2009 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA January 17, 2009 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA January 18, 2009 -- Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA Sat Jan 25, 2009 -- Ski Apres Party at Bretton Woods! 4:30-6:00 Sat Feb 7, 2009 -- Ski Apres Party at Bretton Woods! 4:30-6:00 Tues Feb 17, 2009 -- Family Fun at Bretton Woods!! 4:30-6:00 April 10th - My Hubby's Birthday Sat May 10, 2009 -- BIG LAKE!! Alton, NH 9:00-11:30 See Simplicity dancing and juggling on the side of the road as the racers run by! May -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom Sat, June 6, 2009 -- MOOSEMAN! Hebron, NH 8:30-10:30 See the She-Devil dancing on the side of the road cheering the racers on as they bike up Devil Hill ! Sun, June 7, 2009 -- MOOSEMAN! Hebron, NH 8:00-11:30 See the She-Devil dancing on the side of the road cheering the racers on as they bike up Devil Hill !! Wanna See Me Aboard The Mount Washington Cruiseship again in 2009? Let them know! Call 603-366-5531 or Visit: www.cruisenh.com July 4th! -- Celebrate Independence! Sat July 4, 2009 -- Face Painting Fun at Laconia Country Club 6:00-9:00 Fri August 21, 2009 -- TIMBERMAN!! Pre-Party at Gunstock! 5:00-7:00 pm Sat August 22, 2009 -- TIMBERMAN!! 7:00-10:00 See the She-Devil dancing on Gilford Ave cheering the racers on as they pedal up this long gradual incline! Sat August 22, 2009 -- TIMBERMAN!! 12:00-2:00 The She-Devil walks around Gunstock handing out fun stuff! Stop by to pose for a picture with the Devil herself! Sun August 23, 2009 -- TIMBERMAN! 8:00-11:00 See the She-Devil dancing at the top of the worst hill on the course! Sun August 23, 2009 -- TIMBERMAN! 12:00-2:00 The She-Devil walks around Ellacoya handing out stickers and fun stuff! Stop by to pose for a picture or shake her hand! Saturday September 5, 2009 -- Sun River Campground 4:00-6:00 Simplicity has fun playing games and twisting balloons for everyone! September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Columbus Day The Earth is Round! Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October 31st -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available 2010 January 11th -- My daughter's birthday April 10th - My Hubby's Birthday May -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom Wanna See Me Aboard The Mount Washington Cruiseship again in 2009? Let them know! Call 603-366-5531 or Visit: www.cruisenh.com July 4th! -- Celebrate Independence! September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Columbus Day The Earth is Round! Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October 31st -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Children's Entertainment by Simplicity The Clown Professional Party Person (And Justice of the Peace) 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 Balloon Twisting -- Face Painting Parachutes -- Hula Hoops Dancing -- Games Prizes -- Fun Laughter A Touch of Magic -- A Touch of Juggling Gift Cards Available Too! The Popular Singing Balloon Delivery - by Simplicity Herself Elegant Balloon Design and Party Theme Decor Enjoy the Remarkable Rapture of Balloons! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * FUNNY THOUGHTS If you are against logging * try using plastic toilet paper! He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened. DID YOU KNOW... Simplicity is a State of NH Justice of the Peace ? For just $500, Simplicity can perform you ceremony (either in costume or not) AND entertain the children at your wedding too! Add $750 if you would like balloon decor as well! |
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| Awesome Printing, Affordable Price Area Information with a Click Dancin' Time DJ's & Dance Instructors Fabulous Sounds, Live Band The Best DJ I've Heard in a Long Time! Ask For Rick Bowie! Donna Marie & Friends Sound-Video-Special Effects-Lighting Production-Karaoke-Entertainment Ask for Paul Roy! Perfect Party Home of the Jolly Jumpers Professional Event Planner Great fun for everyone! Party room available too! Find a Balloon Twister Near You Find A Clown Near You Children's entertainer & Magician Mr. Phil & Company Story Telling Adult entertainment by By Steve Blunt Auntie Henrietta's Comedy Roasts Steve Thomas Magic My Buddy Mo Amy Prendergast, Artist Simon Brooks, Storyteller |
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| Clown Noses & Juggling Balls Beach Buckets & Limbo Sets Mylar Balloon Bouquets and much, much more! |
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| If you want Simplicity to bring a bouquet of helium balloons to the party, just let her know! Helium Balloons are only $1 each and delivered to your door! You choose the color scheme and quantity, Simplicity does the rest! |
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| I collect aluminum tabs for the Shriners Hospitals for Children. Please save them for me! You can find them on soda cans, beer cans, cat food, soups and others! U-Da-Best! |
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| NEW TO THE MENU! Now introducing two new entertainers! In addition to Simplicity performing for you, Sparklepop and/or Crash are available to add more fun and personality to your events.! Both Sparklepop and Crash have performed with me aboard the m/s Mount Washington Cruise Ship on Fridays during the summer of 2008! Sparklepop assists me with face painting and Crash has fun juggling and playing with the children. Both of these entertainers are young, vibrant, love children, and have oodles of fun dancing the Cotton Eyed Joe and Cha-Cha Slide too! Just add$25/hour for each additional entertainer requested to accompany me.. |