| CALENDAR OF EVENTS Click on an event date for contact information or call Simplicity at 496-8235 for details. Please Remember: Events & Times Can Change. Check back frequently. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 2011 Thursday December 29, 2011 -- Dave Da Twista at Gunstock Ski Area 2:00-5:00 Friday December 30, 2011 -- Liberty Mutual Company Party, Portsmouth 6:16-8:15 Saturday December 31, 2011 -- Mount Washington Hotel 4:00-8:00 Fabulous Face Painting by Simplicity The Clown Beautiful Balloons by Dave Da Twista Juggling & Clowning Around by Crash the Juggling Jester 2012 January 19-20-21, 2012 NCI, Plymouth, MA www.clowninstitute.com January 25-26-27-28-29, 2012 Clown Jamboree, Mystic, CT www.clownjamboree.com February 22-23-24-25-26, 2012 -- Circus Magic, Williamsburg, VA www.circusmagic.com February 29, 2012 -- Whole Child Center, Tilton, NH 10:00-11:00 Saturday, March 17, 2011 -- Ski Apres Party at Bretton Woods 3:30-5:00 Everyone is Irish Today! May -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom June -- Father's Day Be good to daddy day! June 29, 2012 -- KELLY MILLER CIRCUS, LACONIA, NH Tent Raising at 9:00 am Evening Show at 5:30 pm June 30, 2012 -- KELLY MILLER CIRCUS, LACONIA, NH Private Pizza Party for Staff 10:45-12:00 Showtimes: 2:00, 5:00, 7:30 pm June 30, 2012 -- Laconia Country Club, Laconia, NH 6:00-9:00pm July 1, 2012 -- KELLY MILLER CIRCUS, LACONIA, NH Showtimes: 2:00 & 5:00 pm Circus Tickets Will Be Available in June of 2012. July 4th! Celebrate Independence! Saturday July 14, 2012 -- Simplicity is at Totem Pole Park, Freedom, NH 1:00-3:00 September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America October - Columbus Day The Earth is Round! October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! November - Thanksgiving! Turkey, Stuffing & Pie... oh my! Sunday December 2, 2012 -- Grappone Honda Holiday Party 11:45-2:00 Simplicity paints fabulous faces while Dave Da Twista makes beautiful balloon creations December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available 2013 January NCI January Clown Jamboree March 17th Everyone is Irish today!!! May -- Mother's Day When I was in high school, my mother always told me.... Don't apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown! See Mom, I listened ! LOL! May -- Memorial Day A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom June -- Father's Day Be good to daddy day! July 4th! Celebrate Independence! September 11th -- Never Forget United We Stand God Bless America Columbus Day The Earth is Round! October 28th -- Not Available - My Son's Birthday! October -- Halloween Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear.... Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back and Change Your Batteries Too Mon November -- Veteran's Day Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom! November - Thanksgiving! Turkey, Stuffing & Pie... oh my! December 24 - Christmas Eve - Not Available December 25 - Christmas Day - Not Available December 26 - Day after Christmas - Not Available * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Children's Entertainment by Simplicity The Clown Professional Party Person (And Justice of the Peace) 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 Balloon Twisting -- Face Painting Parachutes -- Hula Hoops Dancing -- Games Prizes -- Fun Laughter A Touch of Magic -- A Touch of Juggling Gift Cards Available Too! The Popular Singing Balloon Delivery - by Simplicity Herself Elegant Balloon Design and Party Theme Decor Enjoy the Remarkable Rapture of Balloons! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * FUNNY THOUGHTS If you are against logging * try using plastic toilet paper! He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened. DID YOU KNOW... Simplicity is a State of NH Justice of the Peace ? Simplicity can perform your marriage ceremony (either in costume or not) AND/OR entertain the children at your wedding too! |
| Simplicity the Clown $175 for the first hour $100 for each additional hour Dave Da Twista or MaryAnne $100 per hour (non-clown) Crash the Juggling Jester Can Accompany Either Simplicity the Clown or Dave Da Twista for an additional $75/hour PLUS TRAVEL CHARGE IF YOU ARE LOCATED MORE THAN 25 MILES FROM LACONIA, NH |
| How Far Will These Entertainers Travel? We prefer to stay within a 2 hour driving distance from Laconia, NH. HOWEVER, We do travel further if the price is right. To find out how long a drive it is to your location, click here to go to MAPQUEST for driving directions from Laconia, NH, to your location. Travel Charge 0-25 miles = no travel charge 25-50 miles = $25 51-75 miles = $50 76-100 miles = $75 |
| If you want Simplicity to bring a bouquet of helium balloons to the party, just let her know! Helium Balloons are only $1 each and delivered to your door! You choose the color scheme and quantity, Simplicity does the rest! |
| I collect aluminum tabs for the Shriners Hospitals for Children. Please save them for me! You can find them on soda cans, beer cans, cat food, soups and others! U-Da-Best! |
| Simplicity's Wonderful World LLC 369 Union Avenue, Laconia, New Hampshire 03246 6 0 3 - 4 9 6 - 8 2 3 5 |
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